Banana MAC Strain Review: Indica-Dominant Hybrid With Potent Effects

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Banana MAC thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, huh? Folks are callin’ it a weed, like them hippies used to smoke back in the day. Only this one’s got a real long name, like one of them fancy cars the city folks drive.

So, they say this Banana MAC, it’s a mix of two other things – Banana Kush and some kinda Miracle Alien Cookies. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a bakery, not somethin’ you’d smoke! But I ain’t judgin’, ya know. Everyone’s got their own way of relaxin’ after a long day of workin’ in the fields, or, well, whatever city folks do all day.

Now, this weed, they say it’s got more of that indica stuff in it. I don’t know what that means, but they say it makes ya feel all relaxed and sleepy. Like sittin’ on the porch swing on a hot summer afternoon, just watchin’ the clouds roll by. Only maybe a bit stronger, I reckon.

Some folks are growin’ this Banana MAC inside, under lights and all. Says it takes about 8 or 9 weeks to grow. That’s a long time to be fussin’ over a plant, if you ask me. But I guess if it helps ya relax, then it’s worth it. People say it makes ya feel happy and creative too. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout bein’ creative, unless you count makin’ a good ol’ apple pie, but happy, well, that’s somethin’ everyone wants, ain’t it?

• They say it helps with pain too. Like when your back’s achin’ from bendin’ over all day, or your knees are creakin’ like an old barn door. Maybe that’s why so many folks are fussin’ over this Banana MAC. Pain’s a nasty thing, and if a little bit of weed can help, well, I can’t fault ’em for that.
• And this here weed, it’s strong, they say. Got somethin’ called THC in it, and this Banana MAC has got a lot of it, 20 percent or somethin’. Sounds like it could knock you off your feet if you ain’t careful. So, if you ever try this stuff, go easy, ya hear? Don’t want you endin’ up like old man Jenkins after he tried that moonshine last summer. Bless his heart.

Some folks call it Banana Miracle Alien Cookies too. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? I guess they just can’t make up their minds what to call it. Just like them city folks with their fancy coffee drinks, always changin’ the names and addin’ new stuff. But I guess that’s what keeps things interestin’, right?

It’s a 60/40 split, they say. More of that indica, like I said before, and a little bit of that sativa. Sativa, they say, makes ya feel all energetic and buzzy. So I guess this Banana MAC is a good mix, kinda like a good cup of coffee with a little bit of cream and sugar. Gives you a little boost, but doesn’t make you jump out of your skin.

So, that’s what I know about this Banana MAC. It’s a weed, it helps you relax, maybe makes you happy, and it could help with pain. Just remember to go easy, and don’t be doin’ nothin’ foolish. And if you see old man Jenkins, tell him I said hello. He’ll tell you all about that moonshine sometime if he hasn’t told you already! And don’t let them city folks fool ya with all their fancy talk. It’s just a plant, after all.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my apple pie. That’s somethin’ that’ll make ya happy for sure, no weed needed!

Tags: [Banana MAC, Banana Kush, Miracle Alien Cookies, Indica, Sativa, Hybrid, THC, Relaxation, Pain Relief, Cannabis Strain]