Confessions of an Internet Chick: The Real Story

Internet Chick’s

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk ’bout them internet chick’s, you know, the ones always clucking ’round online. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I see things, I hear things, and I got a thing or two to say.

First off, what’s the big deal with these “confessions” all over the place? Seems like every gal with a phone’s got somethin’ to spill. This one’s talkin’ ’bout her marriage bein’ all messed up, that one’s blabberin’ ’bout secrets… Land sakes, back in my day, you kept your dirty laundry to yourself! But now, they put it all out there for the whole world to see. Makes ya wonder if they’re lookin’ for help or just plain attention.

And then there’s them “hot wife” forums. Don’t ask me what that means exactly, I ain’t gonna spell it out for ya. But from what I gather, it’s a bunch of women talkin’ ’bout stuff that’d make your grandma blush. Honestly, I don’t get it. Why would a woman want to air her private life like that? Maybe they’re bored, maybe they’re lonely, maybe they just like the attention. Who knows?

• Attention Seekin’ or Cryin’ for Help? Are these internet chick’s just lookin’ for someone to listen or are they showin’ off? It’s hard to tell sometimes.
• Secrets and Lies. Used to be, secrets stayed secret. Now, they’re splashed all over the internet for anyone to gawk at. What’s the point of havin’ a secret if you’re gonna tell everyone?
• City Girls vs. Country Girls. I saw somethin’ ’bout a city girl bein’ all surprised about cows. Cows! Can you believe it? Guess they don’t see much of the real world in them big cities.

Then you got these girls makin’ videos, call ’em “vloggers” or somethin’. They’re always jabberin’ on ’bout their lives, their makeup, their clothes… Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’ if you ask me. But hey, I guess some folks like watchin’ that kinda stuff. And then there’s the ones usin’ the internet to sell things, startin’ businesses and all. That’s somethin’ I can understand. At least they’re tryin’ to make a livin’, not just gossipin’ and complainin’.

I even heard ’bout one of them internet chick’s writin’ a whole book ’bout her troubles, somethin’ ’bout gettin’ mixed up with drugs and worse. They called it “Go Ask Alice” and it was supposed to be a true story. Lord, have mercy. It just goes to show ya, the internet can be a dangerous place, ‘specially for young girls. You gotta be careful who you talk to and what you believe.

So, what’s the deal with these internet chick’s? I reckon it’s a mixed bag. Some are lookin’ for love, some are lookin’ for trouble, and some are just lookin’ for a way to pass the time. The internet’s a big world, and there’s room for all kinds. But you gotta keep your wits about ya, that’s for sure. Don’t believe everything you see, and don’t go sharin’ your whole life story with strangers. That’s just common sense, somethin’ that seems to be missin’ these days.

And another thing, these internet chick’s and their “hypersexuality.” I ain’t even sure what that big word means, but it sounds like trouble. Seems like some folks can’t keep their clothes on or their thoughts to themselves. Back in my day, a lady kept herself respectable. Now, they’re flauntin’ it all online, and I just don’t get it. Maybe they got problems, maybe they need help, or maybe they just like the attention. Whatever it is, it ain’t right.

But hey, I’m just an old woman. What do I know? Maybe this internet thing is the future, and I’m just stuck in the past. But I still think a little privacy and a little decency wouldn’t hurt nobody. These internet chick’s need to learn that some things are better kept to themselves. And they need to be careful out there. The world’s a wild place, and the internet can be even wilder. So keep your eyes open, your mouth shut, and your common sense handy. That’s my advice, for what it’s worth.

Anyway, that’s just my two cents on the whole thing. Take it or leave it. But remember, common sense ain’t so common anymore, specially on that there internet. And that’s the truth, ya hear?