You see, that there Fabspeed Macan Turbo Exhaust, it’s somethin’ else. My boy, he’s always messin’ with his cars, and he told me all about it. Says it makes the car go faster, sound louder. He’s got one of them Porsche Macans, a real fancy thing. This exhaust thingamajig, it fits right on them.
He says it fits all them Porsche Macan, the 2.0 liter Turbo, the Macan S, the Macan Turbo. All of ’em! I don’t know what all them numbers and letters mean, but he sure seemed to know. Gotta tell ’em which one you got when you order it, though. Makes sense, I reckon. Can’t just slap any old thing on any old car.
This here Fabspeed, it’s for them 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018 Macans. You got one of them newer ones, might not work. But for them older ones, it’s the bee’s knees, or so my boy says. Makes ’em sound like a real race car, he says. Vroom, vroom!
- Makes it louder
- Makes it faster, maybe
- Fits lots of them Macan cars
- Gotta tell ’em which car you got
Now, that Macan Turbo, that’s the one that goes real fast. My boy, he says it goes like a bat outta, well, you know. Zero to sixty in 4.5 seconds. I don’t know about all that, but it sure sounds fast. Heard him talkin’ about 371 horsepower. Don’t ask me what that is, but it sounds like a whole lot of horses! I told him to be careful with all that power. Don’t need him gettin’ into any trouble. He said that normal one makes more power but that GTS one is the fastest of them all. He said 167 miles per hour is as fast as it will go.
He was watchin’ some video about it, too. Showed the old exhaust and the new Fabspeed exhaust. Sounded different, that’s for sure. Louder, like I said. Like a real rumble. Don’t know if I’d want my car that loud, but these young folks, they like that sort of thing.
He was sayin’ somethin’ about a “slip-on” exhaust. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds easy enough. Like slippin’ on a pair of shoes, I guess. Maybe it ain’t so hard to put on after all. Not like them old cars, where you had to take the whole thing apart just to change a tire.
They got other things for them cars, too. Pipes and whatnot. Don’t know what they all do, but my boy, he sure likes to tinker. He’s always buyin’ new parts. Spends more time workin’ on that car than he does anything else, I swear.
This Macan GTS, I guess that’s another one of them fancy models. Got its own special exhaust, too, I reckon. They all different, these cars. But this Fabspeed Macan Turbo Exhaust, it seems to be the one everyone’s talkin’ about. Must be somethin’ special.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy gadgets. We just drove our cars the way they were. Didn’t need no fancy exhaust to make ’em go faster. Just a good strong engine and a heavy foot. But times change, I guess. These young folks, they like their fancy toys.
- That Macan Turbo, it’s a fast one!
- Lots of horsepower in them things.
- Fabspeed makes it sound like a race car.
- They got all sorts of parts for them cars.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ there’s anything wrong with it. Just different, that’s all. If it makes my boy happy, then I’m happy. He works hard, he deserves to have a little fun. And if that Fabspeed exhaust is what he wants, then who am I to say no?
Just hope he don’t go too fast. These roads ain’t made for racin’, that’s for sure. Gotta be careful out there. Especially with all that horsepower under the hood. But he’s a good boy, he’ll be alright.
So, if you got one of them Porsche Macans, and you want to make it louder and maybe faster, this Fabspeed Macan Turbo Exhaust might be just the thing. Just remember what I said, tell ’em which model you got. And be careful out there on the road. That is all about the Fabspeed thing.
Oh! That boy said something about it being a sport exhaust. He said it makes the driving better. I don’t know what he meant by that but he sure seemed excited about it. Said it will enhance the engine. I don’t know what that means. I guess it makes it better or something. He sure does love that car. He spends more time washing it than he does with his girl!